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Autonomic Monologue
"You wanta step into my world"-Axl Rose
Best Improv Scene
Reblog and describe the best improv scene you ever saw.
Death by Roo Roo in Cagematch, Pally/Ozeri era
The monoscene was set at a strip club, and the last few minutes was just Gemberling pole-dancing to “Amazin’” by Aerosmith and everyone watching. Gemberling Stripper somehow detached the middle of the pole and started using it on herself.
Also, about midway through, Gil paid Gemberling Stripper for a cup of her vaginal juice and Gemberling said, “I make one promise. Contains pulp.” Neil and Adam were playing the straight men, and were so disgusted they left and never came back.
Being shameless and breaking conventions. I loved it.
Letterman works the drive through window at a Taco Bell.
11/10
This one’s my favorite. Out of control:
CAGE FUCKING MATCH
I’ve talked enough about what watching and being a part of Cage Match means to me, (Here) so I’ll save it.
BUT WHAT I WILL SAY:
Mr. Crime is psyched to try something out that I personally haven’t seen any team try during a Cage Match set in years.
So try to make it there, okay?
Tickets Are Still Available. Reserve yours now!
I guarantee Mr. Crime will represent Harold Night honorably.
This programmed animatronic band somehow gives a performance that seems completely out of control and dangerous.
Incredible but True Stories of “Class Action Park”
http://www.weirdnj.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=39&Itemid=28
First-hand accounts of the New Jersey water park that was seemingly, “deliberately … designed to injure people.”
According to Chris Gethard, “Upon entering the park, we saw a waterslide, an enclosed green tube, that went in a full loop-de-loop. Even as a 12-year-old, I understood how physics would not allow anyone to come out of that tube with anything but mangled, broken limbs. According to the people I was with that day, the slide was never actually used by humans. During its test runs, done with realistic dummies, the dummies came out time and time again with their heads and arms ripped off. “
I actually went to this criminally negligent water park. I went there years after Chris, but the slide still stood there. You could only take it as a threat from the psychopaths running this place: “They won’t let us, but this is what we want to do to you.”
Craziest Story I’ve Ever Heard
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/12/ff_collarbomb/
The real life inspiration for that Danny McBride-Jesse Eisenberg-Aziz Ansari movie from a little while ago.
Alexis Pereira, Male: The "Sleep" Over
“He said he wants a sleepover but I know what he wants,” angrily announced the young woman to her friend as they boarded the train. She shook her head at her phone and put it in her pocket.
“Oh God, guys will try anything,” said her friend.
Admittedly, I haven’t dated in four years, so perhaps I…
What gets me is this doesn’t even make sense on a platonic level. Even if she’s oblivious to his intentions, she should reject the sleepover because it’s just a stupid idea. Go home.
(Source: alexispereira)
Writing sketch comedy is fun and easy!
I really hope this is someone else’s sketch from Riley’s class and he’s publicly shaming them. He has given me the stink eye over bad moves I’ve made in Mr. Crime practice, so it’s possible.
